“There are no atheists in a foxhole,” Noah Weinberg used to love to say, swiftly eradicating all actual atheists who undoubtedly have existed in foxholes. That statement further disregards all the individuals who became atheists in foxholes, like the blaspheming Rabbi in Elie Wiesel’s Night.
Judaism teaches that our interpersonal relationships are just a key to relating to God, especially our romantic ones. So, capitalizing on the bestselling book that opened people’s eyes to the fact that not all people are exactly the same, here’s our appropriation of this pop psychology masterpiece....
The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas. Other titles I can currently come up with include: "Why? answers...
See also, Anal.
See also, Hashgacha Pratis.
I think this one actually best expresses the issue that bothers me the most.
A precursor of things to come...
Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...
Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.

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Ba’al Teshuva, or: “Mental Health Issues”

I have alluded to this before in other scathing posts, but it's becoming more and...


This being a synagogue bathroom, I suppose it makes sense that one would flush...

Our Father in Heaven

Our father in heaven they sayThe father of mercyBut as an almighty beingHe hath chosen...

My Rabbi is Bigger

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me this, I'd have enough...

Touched by an Angle

See also, Anal.