The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas.
Other titles I can currently come up with include:
"Why? answers...
See also, Anal.
See also, Hashgacha Pratis.
I think this one actually best expresses the issue that bothers me the most.
A precursor of things to come...
Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...
One word:
Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too painful to even make fun of until now.
I think this claim is probably the most pretentious and disappointing claim I encountered in Judaism.
I struggled for a long time with the clash between my own values, own way of doing things, and own personality, and the confines of Jewish law.
What if I don't like to be surrounded by other men three times a day as we...
Even More Freidom
Chapter #8: Beitar
The way you get into yeshiva is the exact opposite of red tape. It is...
How Fucking Convenient
It's a holocaust out there. Thus was the Aish narrative.
A...
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I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the...
The Penis Gemach
I originally wrote this post while I was still religious, and published it under a...
You Still Suck
Recent Netflix productions like Unorthodox and My Unorthodox Life have been painting Orthodox Judaism in...