This being a satire website, I couldn’t resist satirizing my own book cover, creating a limited edition version of it.
I can never see the words Die at the beginning of a sentence and not think of German. Get your holocausty mind out of the train tracks, it’s just because Die is the feminine of Der (I googled it).
And so, in honor of the launch of my upcoming book, I present you the cover of my book Die Trying, as I imagine it will look when it’s translated into 27 languages, is a New York Times Bestseller, and is now in its 16th reprinting. In entirely imagined German.