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You want proofs of God? I’ll give you proofs of God.

How is it, that the word Zayin, which means both Fuck and Dick in Hebrew, looks so amazingly like a dick when turned on its side?

Checkmate atheists.

And it’s the 7th letter in the Hebrew alphabet, which we know is the holiest of letters. Kabbalistically, this is be

cause sex is actually a huge, throbbing mitzvah when done in the right way and in the right time, which is not at all and never.

Double checkmate.

Here’s the original amazing text that inspired this all:

Thank you Miss Mandelbaum, for making this a school I want to go to.

Things eventually became colorful, as the verse sayeth “And I shall cast the rainbow in the cloud”.

Bonus video:

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