My favorite talmudic anecdote from a gemarah in Shabbat somewhere around daf 134ish.
Paraphrased loosely:
“Should a snake crawl into a woman’s vagina – which they are inclined to do because in the sin of Genesis the snake slept with Eve and injected evil into her bloodstream – how should we get it out?
The woman should stand on two separate barrels with her feet spread. Light a fire below her cooch and roast some meat. Stand by with a pair of tongues. When the snake, tempted by the luscious smells, inevitably pokes his head back out, grab the motherfucker. Done.”
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