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Join Shlemple on a whimsical journey of soul crushing death and destruction. Sure to be a direct hit for the whole family.

Are you in need of some chizuk in this trying times? Do you need an anecdotal story that will remind you without a shadow of a doubt that hashem is looking out for your every move to make sure you are safe and protected? This handy generator will generate the...

Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it? Are you an American who doesn't speak any Hebrew or know the correct grammar for stringing words together? Are you hoping to dedicate this new illustrious institution in the memory of a loved one? We can help you...

Hear me out. (No good idea ever started with that, did it?) What if the entire Zionist idea was just a first draft for an even more Final Solution? At the time, Zionism was revolutionary. And it has had its benefits, to a degree. (Although if World War II had broken...

Rabbi Chananya said: who is a dumbass? he who walks four cubits without his head covered. And Rabbi Akashya said: no, he is a bitchass cracker. -- Rabbi Yishmael said: why are the people the Galilee called Freedom Farters? Because they have poopy buttholes. And Rabbi Shmarya said: in our town...

I hate this time of year. I hate personal growth that gets scheduled on a calendar. A month where everyone goes on their best behavior, like they’re being audited by some heavenly oversight authority. I hate scripted apologies. A specific time of year wherever everyone needs to ask everyone else to...

In the hyperbolic style of Mishpacha Magazine. Inspired by bullshit like this. Mild mannered and unassuming, most people looking at Gedalya Halevi Fleagenkrautz would not realize the man is truly one of the main leaders of the generation, a gadol who has brought thousands closer to Yiddishkeit. In the corner, a...

An interview with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, spiritual leader of the anti-Kiruv movement. This article is part of a series written by the weekly publication Yated magazine, written in their signature broken English and bad grammar that is a mainstay of Orthodox Jewish culture. Speaking with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore,...

Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself. Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too much fun in the summer Rabbi 1: Yeah, it happens every year. It's horrible. All those elbows and beach parties. Rabbi 2: Whatever shall we do? Rabbi 1: I know, I know, let’s ban music. Rabbi 2: Oh...

With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being a children’s storybook author. This book is about pride. Jewish pride. The best kind.