Satire
Genesis and The Big Bang – Extra NSFW
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And water. And light. And...
Guidelines
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like...
Deception
This one is a kiruv special, not aimed at Judaism as a whole.
"Did you know...
Pushka
Velvel couldn’t stop dreaming about Magda Pritzovsky.
Every Sunday, he’d see her headed to the Greek...
Shul Name Generator
Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it?
Are you an...
Book Covers
See also, Anal.
I must go now, children. But there is cereal in the pantry and I made a list on the fridge of 613 things I’d like you to keep in mind while I’m gone. I’ll be back in 2,000 years. Feel free to interpret my points as you see fit....
Good news: if you have money, even being A Good Jew in The Eyes of God™ is easier.
Instead of slaving away getting your house clean for Passover, just sell your house to a non-Jew (awesome loophole, Rabbis!) and go to the nearest tropical resort you can find. There, you...
Biography
Philosphy
The Cult of the “Tolerant”
For the most part, I identify as left-leaning. In many ways, I am more critical of Israel...
Bible Criticism
For many people, leaving religion is a philosophical experience, and as part of that books play an...
Fiction
Accounting
He never learned much math.
Math was limited to two hours a week with a secular studies teacher who spent more time shouting at...
Kiruv
https://soundcloud.com/shalom-tzvi-shore/with-alex-shandrovsky
Recently, in light of recent events, a friend of mine asked to have a call with me, which was quite awesome, and to record it, which was cool.
We ended up discussing a whole bunch of stuff - why I write this stuff on Facebook and what it's been like for me. Following your intuition vs. your mind. Self actualization vs....
“You know what Olam Habah is?” Explains the Slonimer Rebbe. “Olam Habah is the entire earth covered in dump trucks full of gold. And then stack them on top of each other until you reach the sky.”
That’s a fuckton of gold.
Go get some.
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“Love me, daddy,” says Michael Friedberg, deftly plucking the strings of his guitar while explaining the finer...