Satire

Mourning Prayers

Blessed art thou God, who gave the rooster knowledge to differentiate between day...

The Big Three

From the back cover: Are you worried that...

Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable

Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not...

Anal

So, yeah, in case you didn't know. This is totally a real law....

Freidom Fighter is Absolute Truth

Here's how we know that everything on this website is 100% true:

Pimply Kid

“The will of God is so,” explains the The Kiruv Rabbi in the...

Book Covers

“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more like God, so that you can connect with God (how that doesn’t work is the subject of a separate article).” Furthermore, “Only dim witted people, like women...
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With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being a children’s storybook author. This book is about pride. Jewish pride. The best kind.

Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

They Stone Gays, Don’t They?

This one’s a doozy. Bear with me. Also, if you have a bit of context,...

Israel Didn’t Have a Right to Exist

With all the shit that has been going down in Israel, I figured it was...

48 Habits of Highly Effective People

One of my biggest struggles, even when I was still religious, was with the realization...

Fiction

The Book of Life, or Something

“On Rosh Hashanah, we pray to be inscribed in the book of life,” explains Rabbi Feigenkrantz. “On Yom Kippur, Hashem seals the...

Kiruv

The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests. It’s all just spilled ink on the page. You see what you want to see. You want airy fairy hippy shit? You got it. “Sons you are, to the lord your...
Are you in the process of getting brainwashed by an Institute for Jewish Wisdom? Is all that mumbo jumbo getting you down as you try to don a black hat a week after being a regular college kid in California? This handy dandy glossary will provide an explanation for the most common words...