Satire

Bas Melech

You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that? Not as awesome...

Freidom Fighter is Absolute Truth

Here's how we know that everything on this website is 100% true: (And let me preface...

Fertility

Although the narrative is embellished, all the laws and anecdotes described below are real. It so...

Mark Twain Loved the Jews! Do Yous?

Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s...

Touched by an Angle

See also, Anal.

Book Covers

In Judaism, we're taught, everything has the right context. Some days, you shouldn't eat anything.Other days, you should stuff yourself like a pig. Some days you shouldn't have sex at all.Other days, sex is a big mitzvah. Some days, you should be happy.Other days, sad.And others still, you should get so blacked...
For intellectual honesty’s sake, I’ll acknowledge that this cover is a criticism of a specific strain of Jewish culture, namely the Mussar movement and its contemporary expression in (Israeli) Charedi society. It’s important for me to emphasize this because in general my criticisms are much broader, and pertain to...
Interesting anecdote about this book cover. It's a composite of two different Rabbi faces, i.e. it's not any specific Rabbi, so that I wouldn't poke fun unnecessarily at someone. That's how much of a tzadik I am. From the back cover: Rabbi Shlomo Levi Birenshmaltz (ZATZHA"L: of blessed, blessed memory), like...

Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

A Response to “My Unorthodox Life”

The following is a guest post by an anonymous contributor. I found their response articulate, poignant, and...

Loopholes

Good news: if you have money, even being A Good Jew in The Eyes of God™ is...

Anecdotal Evidence

See also, Hashgacha Pratis.

Fiction

Olives

So it had come to this. He was dead, and it was judgement time. His first grade Rebbe had warned him about this moment. Rosh...

Kiruv

Yeedle Kugelmacher was a pedophile. Not those shady, creepy people who need to register as sex offenders. He was of the Rabbi-therapist variety. You know that whole catholic priest stereotype? Kind of like that, but you need to swap out Catholicism with a different set of arcane beliefs. Now, before you go accusing him of being a monster, remember:...
This was a post I wrote in my teens, while I was still very much religious. As you can see, I was still very bothered by the absolutely abysmal quality of literate in the Jewish community. BS”D By C. Yackobovitch Writing Frum novels can be an exciting, creative and rewarding experience. Not to mention the loads of money you can make;...