Satire

Ad Campaign for Freedom Cracker

I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the...

Der Judenstaat – FINAL (3).doc

Hear me out. (No good idea ever started with that, did it?) What if the entire...

Mark Twain Loved the Jews! Do Yous?

Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s...

Sorry Not Sorry

I hate this time of year. I hate personal growth that gets scheduled on a calendar....
who was rabbi noach weinberg noah aish hatorah

Remembering Rabbi Noach Weinberg, Founder of Aish Hatorah

One of my earliest memories of Rabbi Noach Weinberg, also known by the more anglicized...

Sefira, Baby

Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself. Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too...

Book Covers

So, yeah, in case you didn't know. This is totally a real law. If you didn't wipe your butt properly, any prayer or study you've done during that time is a sin instead of a virtue. The same law (guf naki) that argues that some women shouldn't be allowed...
Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
I must go now, children. But there is cereal in the pantry and I made a list on the fridge of 613 things I’d like you to keep in mind while I’m gone. I’ll be back in 2,000 years. Feel free to interpret my points as you see fit....

Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

Having a Large Family is The Opposite of Valuing Life

We're currently in family therapy, all nine of us and two parents. Even with sessions being 90...

Joseph Joins the Army

My brother joins the Israeli military tomorrow. My main emotion is sadness, which is saying a lot...

Oversimplification

I was contemplating the talking points I was fed as a child, around both nationalism and religion,...

Fiction

The Penis Gemach

I originally wrote this post while I was still religious, and published it under a pseudonym on Jewrotica. At this point, gentlemen, I have...

Kiruv

              Shimon and Shmuesster are proud to present the newest title in the "Rebbi Stories" collection. Each title lovingly written and embellished, we strive to present you with the most accurate and inspirational accounts of the lives of the gedolim past and present, in order that their story be a beacon of light in the vast stormy sea of...
This was a post I wrote in my teens, while I was still very much religious. As you can see, I was still very bothered by the absolutely abysmal quality of literate in the Jewish community. BS”D By C. Yackobovitch Writing Frum novels can be an exciting, creative and rewarding experience. Not to mention the loads of money you can make;...