Satire
48 Habits of Highly Effective People
One of my biggest struggles, even when I was still religious, was with the realization...
Guidelines
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like...
Conditioning for Pleasure
I’ve been working with a coach on experiencing pleasure. It’s not that I haven’t experienced...
No Rest for the Wicked
The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests.
It’s all...
The Big Three
From the back cover:
Are you worried that someone from the secular world will ask you...
Spoken Word
One of my favorite memories of all time is a simple one. Reuven Karasik and Tehila Ben Kalifa came...
Book Covers
In Judaism, we're taught, everything has the right context.
Some days, you shouldn't eat anything.Other days, you should stuff yourself like a pig.
Some days you shouldn't have sex at all.Other days, sex is a big mitzvah.
Some days, you should be happy.Other days, sad.And others still, you should get so blacked...
This being a satire website, I couldn't resist satirizing my own book cover, creating a limited edition version of it.
I can never see the words Die at the beginning of a sentence and not think of German. Get your holocausty mind out of the train tracks, it's just because...
The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas.
Other titles I can currently come up with include:
"Why? answers to life's biggest questions (that just create new questions instead)""The...
Biography
Philosphy
Our Father in Heaven
Our father in heaven they sayThe father of mercyBut as an almighty beingHe hath chosen to live...
It’s Time to Pray
There’s a little booklet you can get, and it tells you when you can worship God. He’s...
The Zebra Effect
Some questions I had about Judaism, I got answers that worked, to a point.
There were explanations that...
Fiction
Pushka
Velvel couldn’t stop dreaming about Magda Pritzovsky.
Every Sunday, he’d see her headed to the Greek Orthodox church with the extra little crosses on top...
Kiruv
It took me a long time to realize this, but the kiruv system pulls some really sophisticated mindfucks while trying to convince people about the “truth” of religion.
They will basically play both sides of an idea – contradicting themselves but making some convincing arguments in the process. Until you realize that they just got done using the exact opposite...
Yeedle Kugelmacher was a pedophile.
Not those shady, creepy people who need to register as sex offenders.
He was of the Rabbi-therapist variety.
You know that whole catholic priest stereotype? Kind of like that, but you need to swap out Catholicism with a different set of arcane beliefs.
Now, before you go accusing him of being a monster, remember:...