Satire
Shlemple and the Holocaust Museum
With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling...
Deception
This one is a kiruv special, not aimed at Judaism as a whole.
"Did you know...
It’s Time to Pray
There’s a little booklet you can get, and it tells you when you can worship...
In This Week’s Parsha
You want inspiration from this week's Parsha? I'll give you inspiration from this week's parsha....
Fertility
Although the narrative is embellished, all the laws and anecdotes described below are real.
It so...
Hashgacha Pratis
If you believe in God from a philosophical point of view, you shouldn’t need any...
Book Covers
Sample from chapter #1:
Sex in Judaism is a beautiful thing. It’s also terrible. When you do it at the right time, it’s amazing. God himself sits there watching you and jerks off while you’re going at it. When you climax, he does too.
Did you know? The relationship between God...
Hear me out.
You know how Song of Songs, that legendary work of erotic poetry by the wisest of all men, is not actually at all erotic poetry? It's actually a metaphor for God's love for the Jewish people? It's actually the holiest book ever, by virtue of the old...
I must go now, children. But there is cereal in the pantry and I made a list on the fridge of 613 things I’d like you to keep in mind while I’m gone. I’ll be back in 2,000 years. Feel free to interpret my points as you see fit....
Biography
Philosphy
Touched by an Angle
See also, Anal.
Well, Take Care Then: A Polyamorous Journey to Nowhere
“I’m poly,” I wrote her. “So it’s complicated.”
“How come I’m only finding out now?” She wanted to...
Fiction
The Book of Life, or Something
“On Rosh Hashanah, we pray to be inscribed in the book of life,” explains Rabbi Feigenkrantz. “On Yom Kippur, Hashem seals the deal.”
It was...
Kiruv
We're currently in family therapy, all nine of us and two parents. Even with sessions being 90 minutes long, that gives each of us 8 minutes a week to talk about what is most important to us, assuming the therapist doesn't talk at all. (spoiler: she does)
The best possible scenario for people to be seen and heard, and you...
I’ve been working with a coach on experiencing pleasure. It’s not that I haven’t experienced it at all, but it was few and far between, and I did not enjoy my day-to-day existence.
I can probably say I started experiencing joy for the first time about a year ago.
My default mode of going through the world was surviving. I am...