Satire

Genesis and The Big Bang – Extra NSFW

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And water. And...

A Life of Service

Avreml Zingelwald kicks off his shoes and jumps into the freshly dug grave....

A Conversation With Alex Shandrovsky

https://soundcloud.com/shalom-tzvi-shore/with-alex-shandrovsky Recently, in light of recent events, Alex Shandrovsky asked...

Shul Name Generator

Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it?

Chapter #12.5: Independence

As all this darkness and such was unfolding I found myself in a...

The Paperclip, The Thumbtack, & The Toilet Plunger

Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...

Book Covers

I struggled for a long time with the clash between my own values, own way of doing things, and own personality, and the confines of Jewish law. What if I don't like to be surrounded by other men three times a day as we...
"Never was there as happy a time," the Mishna says, "than Tu B’av. Because on that day all the young ladies would go out to the vineyards to sing and dance, and the dudes would hide in the trees and pick out the one they wanted to...
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Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

Only the Good Stuff

The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original...

Shlemple and the Holocaust Museum

With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling...

No Bad Questions

The kiruv world prides itself in its open-mindedness. "Ask us anything! We...

Fiction

Lifetime Guarantee

Avrumi Zeivald was prepared to meet his maker. Or at least a maker. Someone’s, even if not his. The...

Kiruv

Rule #1 of cults, according to the international society of cults, is don't call yourself a cult. But what if others call you that? That could undermine the whole thing, the whole big plan for world domination. Here's a great strategy - beat them to the punch, and make...
“You know what Olam Habah is?” Explains the Slonimer Rebbe. “Olam Habah is the entire earth covered in dump trucks full of gold. And then stack them on top of each other until you reach the sky.” That’s a fuckton of gold. Go get some. --