Satire
The Rabbi, The Rapist, and The Printing Press – A Tale of Mystery and Intrigue
Yeedle Kugelmacher was a pedophile.
Not those shady, creepy people who need to register as...
Ancient Jewish Holiday Generator
From the creators of the Dvar Torah generator, comes the brand new Ancient Jewish Holiday...
Die Trung
This being a satire website, I couldn't resist satirizing my own book cover, creating a...
Remembering Rabbi Noach Weinberg, Founder of Aish Hatorah
One of my earliest memories of Rabbi Noach Weinberg, also known by the more anglicized...
God’s Not Mad, He’s Just Judging You
One word:
Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
The Smiling Rabbi
Interesting anecdote about this book cover. It's a composite of two different Rabbi faces, i.e....
Book Covers
“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more like God, so that you can connect with God (how that doesn’t work is the subject of a separate article).”
Furthermore, “Only dim witted people, like women and children (a pretty direct paraphrase...
From the back cover:
Are you worried that someone from the secular world will ask you a question about Judaism that you don’t have an answer for?
Are you heading out to a campus to inspire others about Judaism with only a tenuous amount of knowledge of it yourself?
Are you concerned...
Sample from chapter #1:
Sex in Judaism is a beautiful thing. It’s also terrible. When you do it at the right time, it’s amazing. God himself sits there watching you and jerks off while you’re going at it. When you climax, he does too.
Did you know? The relationship between God...
Biography
Philosphy
Mark Twain Loved the Jews! Do Yous?
Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s our guide...
The Spirit and The Letter
Overall Judaism doesn't concern itself as much with attitude. It's mostly about endless laws that you either...
I Hate Being Jewish
Cards against Humanity is one of my favorite games. It's funny, it's simple, and it's not very...
Fiction
Teiku
What lost objects are your own, and which must you return to their owners?Rabbi Akiva says a stack of four coins.Rabbi Meir says five.Who...
Kiruv
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me this, I'd have enough money to start my own religion. Or at least my own congregation. Same difference, really.
Everyone seems to have some magical elusive Judaism that I'm missing out on."Your Judaism is not like my Judaism.""You should meet Rabbi Feiglebaum. He's great, and he's not even judgmental!""There's...
I was recently contacted by a parent of someone who has recently become religious. They found me through my article on Aish Hatorah being a cult, and wanted me to intervene. This prompted me to think about what I'd actually say to someone who was actively involved in becoming Orthodox Jewish, or considering doing so.
Contrary to how I might...