Satire
Anal
So, yeah, in case you didn't know. This is totally a real law. If you...
Love Thy Neighbor, Hate Thyself
Around two years ago, one of my siblings was struck in a hit and run...
Remembering Rabbi Noach Weinberg, Founder of Aish Hatorah
One of my earliest memories of Rabbi Noach Weinberg, also known by the more anglicized...
Chapter #12.5: Independence
As all this darkness and such was unfolding I found myself in a top rabbinical...
Sorry Not Sorry
I hate this time of year.
I hate personal growth that gets scheduled on a calendar....
Mark Twain Loved the Jews! Do Yous?
Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s...
Book Covers
This one is a kiruv special, not aimed at Judaism as a whole.
"Did you know the Matrix is a metaphor?That Groundhogs Day teaches us a valuable lesson?That the lead singer for Maroon 5 is Jewish? (and hawt, mmm!)What Gossip Girl can teach you about having a great Jewish marriage!
If...
With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being a children’s storybook author.
This book is about pride.
Jewish pride.
The best kind.
I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the most established names in Jewish cuisine. Freedom Cracker has been serving up stale cold matza since 1776, and when they approached us to “bring matza to the 21st century”, we jumped at the opportunity.
The...
Biography
Philosphy
God Sent Me a Box of Bow Ties
I wrote God a letter.
Dear God. I just want you to know how much you mean to...
Touched by an Angle
See also, Anal.
Consider Death
Everybody should —in their lifetime consider death, To wonder what it will be like to go to...
Fiction
Lights Out
In 1946, following the holocaust, a highly unusual event occurred, one that involved, for the first time in history, the unification of different sects...
Kiruv
From the back cover:
Are you worried that someone from the secular world will ask you a question about Judaism that you don’t have an answer for?
Are you heading out to a campus to inspire others about Judaism with only a tenuous amount of knowledge of it yourself?
Are you concerned that all the things you do that make zero sense...
You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that?
Not as awesome as being a son, apparently.
I’ve heard, ad nausem, all the apologetic explanations about how women are not less, they’re just DIFFERENT. How the true home is built around the Jewish woman (Look! Jewishness passes through the mother!).
But is that really what it looks like?...