Satire
A Neurotic Journey Through the Jewish Calendar
Join me on an exciting adventure through the Jewish year, as we explore...
Pew Pew
Gedlya Goldfinger holstered his PsalmRay.
Whereas the rest of the...
Chapter #12.5: Independence
As all this darkness and such was unfolding I found myself in a...
I Had a Dream
I was back in Aish Hatorah.
I guess like positivity...
How Fucking Convenient
It's a holocaust out there. Thus was the Aish narrative.
They Stone Gays, Don’t They?
This one’s a doozy. Bear with me. Also, if you have a bit...
Book Covers
I must go now, children. But there is cereal in the pantry and I made a list on the fridge of 613 things I’d like you to keep in mind while I’m gone. I’ll be back in 2,000 years. Feel free to interpret my points as you...
“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more like God, so that you can connect with God (how that doesn’t work is the subject of a separate article).”
Furthermore, “Only dim witted people, like women...
I struggled for a long time with the clash between my own values, own way of doing things, and own personality, and the confines of Jewish law.
What if I don't like to be surrounded by other men three times a day as we...
Biography
Philosphy
God Sent Me a Box of Bow Ties
I wrote God a letter.
Dear God. I just want you to...
Have a Nice Trip
Psychedelics have played a key part in my growth and healing past traumas.
Fiction
Lifetime Guarantee
Avrumi Zeivald was prepared to meet his maker. Or at least a maker. Someone’s, even if not his.
The...
Kiruv
“The will of God is so,” explains the The Kiruv Rabbi in the most non-condescending voice he can muster.
The Pimply Kid before him, plucked from the bottom of the university barrel, nodded stupidly.
“And so,” continued the Rabbi, “It figures by default that the Jews are the most important people...
This was a post I wrote in my teens, while I was still very much religious. As you can see, I was still very bothered by the absolutely abysmal quality of literate in the Jewish community.
BS”D
By C. Yackobovitch
Writing Frum novels can be an exciting,...