Satire
Bliss
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too...
Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable
Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
War Generator
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Aish Hatorah, Saviors of Souls
If one man can kill six million Jews, then one man can save six million...
Hashgacha Pratis Generator
Are you in need of some chizuk in this trying times?
Do you need an...
Ad Campaign for Freedom Cracker
I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the...
Book Covers
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like all eras, ours is the worst. More than ever, progress (a very unfortunate thing indeed) has created new situations that we are not accustomed to. What is a Jew to do?
How can one can...
Hear me out.
You know how Song of Songs, that legendary work of erotic poetry by the wisest of all men, is not actually at all erotic poetry? It's actually a metaphor for God's love for the Jewish people? It's actually the holiest book ever, by virtue of the old...
This being a satire website, I couldn't resist satirizing my own book cover, creating a limited edition version of it.
I can never see the words Die at the beginning of a sentence and not think of German. Get your holocausty mind out of the train tracks, it's just because...
Biography
Philosphy
You Still Suck
Recent Netflix productions like Unorthodox and My Unorthodox Life have been painting Orthodox Judaism in a shitty...
But it Works for Me
I struggled for a long time with the clash between my own values, own way of doing...
Fiction
Lifetime Guarantee
Avrumi Zeivald was prepared to meet his maker. Or at least a maker. Someone’s, even if not his.
The Torah, the Rabbis had assured him,...
Kiruv
The kiruv world prides itself in its open-mindedness.
"Ask us anything! We will change our views in a heartbeat if you convince us! Sure you can ask about sex, and no, we don't use a hole in the sheet, we're super progressive!"
But ask yourself, have any of the really difficult questions that plague you (and you know what they are),...
I made a song about a certain someone. No clue if anyone else will like it. But it was good for my healing.
You gotta admit that the metaphor of Noah's ark sinking is a good one though.
https://youtu.be/JNKGhVbgs94
Here it is on Spotify: