Satire
Pimply Kid
“The will of God is so,” explains the The Kiruv Rabbi in the most non-condescending...
Asking the Big Questions
A recent memory came back to me.
At the age of around 14, I remember...
Freidom Fighter is Absolute Truth
Here's how we know that everything on this website is 100% true:
(And let me preface...
Sefira, Baby
Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself.
Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too...
The Paperclip, The Thumbtack, & The Toilet Plunger
Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...
What is Aish Hatorah? Is Aish a cult?
Aish Hatorah, or Aish, as it eventually changed its name to be in order to...
Book Covers
In Judaism, we're taught, everything has the right context.
Some days, you shouldn't eat anything.Other days, you should stuff yourself like a pig.
Some days you shouldn't have sex at all.Other days, sex is a big mitzvah.
Some days, you should be happy.Other days, sad.And others still, you should get so blacked...
From the back cover:
Are you worried that someone from the secular world will ask you a question about Judaism that you don’t have an answer for?
Are you heading out to a campus to inspire others about Judaism with only a tenuous amount of knowledge of it yourself?
Are you concerned...
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too painful to even make fun of until now.
I think this claim is probably the most pretentious and disappointing claim I encountered in Judaism.
Let's leave aside the whole Rav Arush bullshit about women being the...
Biography
Philosphy
“Moral Equivalency”
Much as militant religion is full of contradictory claims, each invoked at the right moment, militant ethno-nationalism...
Deconstructing Zionism
I have been on a journey of deconstructing religion for the last 9 years, and this site...
I Hate Being Jewish
Cards against Humanity is one of my favorite games. It's funny, it's simple, and it's not very...
Fiction
The Penis Gemach
I originally wrote this post while I was still religious, and published it under a pseudonym on Jewrotica. At this point, gentlemen, I have...
Kiruv
If one man can kill six million Jews, then one man can save six million Jews.
That mantra, in a nutshell, summarizes the core mission of Aish Hatorah, quoted ad nauseum in conversation and propaganda posters. It also conveniently compares Noach Weinberg to Hitler, so that I don’t have to actually do so. I’m just following orders.
I was raised amidst...
You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that?
Not as awesome as being a son, apparently.
I’ve heard, ad nausem, all the apologetic explanations about how women are not less, they’re just DIFFERENT. How the true home is built around the Jewish woman (Look! Jewishness passes through the mother!).
But is that really what it looks like?...