Satire

Happy

I think this one actually best expresses the issue that bothers me...

Chumash as an Instagram Post

I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was...

How Fucking Convenient

It's a holocaust out there. Thus was the Aish narrative.

Hashgacha Pratis

If you believe in God from a philosophical point of view, you shouldn’t...

God’s Not Mad, He’s Just Judging You

One word: Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

Love Thy Neighbor and All That Jazz

Remember to love thy neighbor, especially if they are not Jewish/religious and...

Book Covers

The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas. Other titles I can currently come up with include: "Why? answers...
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me this, I'd have enough money to start my own religion. Or at least my own congregation. Same difference, really. Everyone seems to have some magical elusive Judaism that I'm missing out on."Your Judaism...
"Never was there as happy a time," the Mishna says, "than Tu B’av. Because on that day all the young ladies would go out to the vineyards to sing and dance, and the dudes would hide in the trees and pick out the one they wanted to...

Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

Our Father in Heaven

Our father in heaven they sayThe father of mercyBut as an almighty beingHe hath chosen...

But it Works for Me

I struggled for a long time with the clash between my own values, own way...

48 Habits of Highly Effective People

One of my biggest struggles, even when I was still religious, was with the realization...

Fiction

Lifetime Guarantee

Avrumi Zeivald was prepared to meet his maker. Or at least a maker. Someone’s, even if not his. The...

Kiruv

Around two years ago, one of my siblings was struck in a hit and run accident. They spent a day in the hospital before any of us family members even found out about it. When we did, there were a few panicked hours as we tried to figure out...
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