Satire
Ancient Jewish Holiday Generator
From the creators of the Dvar Torah generator, comes the brand new Ancient Jewish Holiday...
How Fucking Convenient
It's a holocaust out there. Thus was the Aish narrative.
A spiritual holocaust, much worse...
Bliss
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too...
War Generator
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Prepare to Meet Your Macher
He's a macher.
He can get you into seminary and out jail with a well placed...
It’s Time to Pray
There’s a little booklet you can get, and it tells you when you can worship...
Book Covers
Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...
This one is a kiruv special, not aimed at Judaism as a whole.
"Did you know the Matrix is a metaphor?That Groundhogs Day teaches us a valuable lesson?That the lead singer for Maroon 5 is Jewish? (and hawt, mmm!)What Gossip Girl can teach you about having a great Jewish marriage!
If...
Judaism teaches that our interpersonal relationships are just a key to relating to God, especially our romantic ones. So, capitalizing on the bestselling book that opened people’s eyes to the fact that not all people are exactly the same, here’s our appropriation of this pop psychology masterpiece.
The first...
Biography
Philosphy
Deconstructing Zionism
I have been on a journey of deconstructing religion for the last 9 years, and this site...
The Flag of Conflict
Even in this time of crisis, I am incredibly conflicted about the Israeli flag.
I completely support Israel’s...
Der Judenstaat – FINAL (3).doc
Hear me out. (No good idea ever started with that, did it?)
What if the entire Zionist idea...
Fiction
Chevy Escapade
The Chevrolet Escapade truly is a tiny a vehicle. But it gets great gas mileage. For the first 26 years, the hydraulic pistons in...
Kiruv
Rule #1 of cults, according to the international society of cults, is don't call yourself a cult.
But what if others call you that? That could undermine the whole thing, the whole big plan for world domination.
Here's a great strategy - beat them to the punch, and make a joke about it at the same time.
Because if...
A key Aish tactic in proving God’s existence, was emphasizing the unusual.
There is no nation as oppressed as the Jews.
No other nation claims public revelation.
No other book can spell the word Pizza or Hitler with this unique arrangement of letters.
This tactic is a huge part of the discovery seminar, and the idea is that this thing is so unique...