This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things.
Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard.
The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language....
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
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