I recently crowdsourced a list of things people had been told or taught during their stint with Orthodox Judaism. None of these are my own. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
I've organized it by topic to make it easier to digest and jump to your favorite...
Endorsed by the leading minds of the generation, the Gadol Hadorburger is bursting with gadlus in every bite. Prepare to be supershteiged by the glistening holiness that only the most oldest of Rabbis can imbue.
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience:
I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end.
Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
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Oh boy, let me fill you in.
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It’s all just spilled...
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