I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience:
I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end.
Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I recently crowdsourced a list of things people had been told or taught during their stint with Orthodox Judaism. None of these are my own. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
I've organized it by topic to make it easier to digest and jump to your favorite...
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I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
Even More Freidom
“Independence”
When I think of Israel.
I think a small group of innovative technologists.
A country full of many smart...
Oh, the Shame
Shame is a bitch.
A motherfucking cuntbusting bitch.
Of all negative emotions, it’s the one that hits me the...
Bar Mitzvah
She approaches, the wife of the president.
Sherlon, her name is. Sherlon Goldfarbstein.
"What a beautiful son you have,"...
Some Settling May Occur
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The Tote Bag of Enlightenment
I am not above criticism any religion or social institution.
I spend most of my time calling...
