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This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things. Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard. The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.

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Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable

Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.