I recently crowdsourced a list of things people had been told or taught during their stint with Orthodox Judaism. None of these are my own. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
I've organized it by topic to make it easier to digest and jump to your favorite...
Endorsed by the leading minds of the generation, the Gadol Hadorburger is bursting with gadlus in every bite. Prepare to be supershteiged by the glistening holiness that only the most oldest of Rabbis can imbue.
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience:
I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end.
Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things.
Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard.
The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
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Guidelines
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like all eras,...
Bar Mitzvah
She approaches, the wife of the president.
Sherlon, her name is. Sherlon Goldfarbstein.
"What a beautiful son you have,"...
Spoken Word
One of my favorite memories of all time is a simple one. Reuven Karasik and Tehila Ben Kalifa came and stayed...
