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Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience: I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end. Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.

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