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I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things. Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard. The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience: I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end. Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...

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Perpetuating Trauma

I was 11 or 12 years old when my school took us to the neighborhood holocaust museum...

No Bad Questions

The kiruv world prides itself in its open-mindedness. "Ask us anything! We will change our views in a...

Pimply Kid

“The will of God is so,” explains the The Kiruv Rabbi in the most non-condescending voice he...

Chapter #1: Kindergarten

I hated Morah Tova for about 12 years. I was proud of how much I hated her....

Genesis and The Big Bang – Extra NSFW

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And water. And light. And trees. And...