Endorsed by the leading minds of the generation, the Gadol Hadorburger is bursting with gadlus in every bite. Prepare to be supershteiged by the glistening holiness that only the most oldest of Rabbis can imbue.
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things.
Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard.
The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience:
I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end.
Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
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Yeedle Kugelmacher was a pedophile.
Not those shady, creepy people who need to register as sex offenders....
