Although the narrative is embellished, all the laws and anecdotes described below are real. It so happened, due to a funny quirk from the Holy One Blessed Be He ("God has a great sense of humor,” my mother used to say) that The Beis Guberman Yeshiva for Impressionable Young Men,...
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