The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas.

Other titles I can currently come up with include:

• “Why? answers to life’s biggest questions (that just create new questions instead)”
• “The Zebra Effect (why God is actually good with bad stripes and not the other way around)”
• “Unpretentious: just because we’re the CEO’s of the universe doesn’t mean that cleaning toilets isn’t a great job as well”
• “Ask me anything – and you’ll get the same 3 answers”

See also, Anal.

See also, Hashgacha Pratis.

I think this one actually best expresses the issue that bothers me the most.