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Only the Good Stuff

The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas.

Other titles I can currently come up with include:

  • “Why? answers to life’s biggest questions (that just create new questions instead)”
  • The Zebra Effect (why God is actually good with bad stripes and not the other way around)”
  • “Unpretentious: just because we’re the CEO’s of the universe doesn’t mean that cleaning toilets isn’t a great job as well”
  • “Ask me anything – and you’ll get the same 3 answers

Happy

I think this one actually best expresses the issue that bothers me the most.

The Paperclip, The Thumbtack, & The Toilet Plunger

Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents…

God’s Not Mad, He’s Just Judging You

One word:

Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable

Spot the meme.

Also, double negatives are so not not cool.

Love Thy Neighbor and All That Jazz

Remember to love thy neighbor, especially if they are not Jewish/religious and are showing signs of becoming such. It’s a kiddush hashem y’all!

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