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Dvar Torah Generator

Attending a Bar Mitzvah and lost for words?

Trying to impress your future father in law but haven’t opened up a book in two weeks?

Use this nifty, handy dandy, sooper dooper dvar torah generator to create some inspiration when you need it the most.

It’s like Mad Libs but with more Wisdom for Living TM.





























A dvar torah for


Friends, Yidden, Countrymen. In light of , I just wanted to say a few short words.

There’s a famous verse that says , which of course begs the question,

To answer this, there’s a great story that we all know about, of a , who was famous for his .

Meanwhile, our generation suffers tremendously from , so let us therefore take upon ourselves to , so that we may merit to see quickly in our days.

Amen.



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