Satire
Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable
Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
If God Were a Medication, He Wouldn’t Get FDA Approval
A key Aish tactic in proving God’s existence, was emphasizing the unusual.
There is no nation...
How to Write a Frum Novel
This was a post I wrote in my teens, while I was still very much...
Love Thy Neighbor, Hate Thyself
Around two years ago, one of my siblings was struck in a hit and run...
I Had a Dream
I was back in Aish Hatorah.
I guess like positivity childhood memories that resurfaced after I'd...
Book Covers
This being a satire website, I couldn't resist satirizing my own book cover, creating a limited edition version of it.
I can never see the words Die at the beginning of a sentence and not think of German. Get your holocausty mind out of the train tracks, it's just because...
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too painful to even make fun of until now.
I think this claim is probably the most pretentious and disappointing claim I encountered in Judaism.
Let's leave aside the whole Rav Arush bullshit about women being the...
Shloime the Website Builder of Chelm presents...
Biography
Philosphy
Mark Twain Loved the Jews! Do Yous?
Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s our guide...
Well, Take Care Then: A Polyamorous Journey to Nowhere
“I’m poly,” I wrote her. “So it’s complicated.”
“How come I’m only finding out now?” She wanted to...
Oh, the Shame
Shame is a bitch.
A motherfucking cuntbusting bitch.
Of all negative emotions, it’s the one that hits me the...
Fiction
Teiku
What lost objects are your own, and which must you return to their owners?Rabbi Akiva says a stack of four coins.Rabbi Meir says five.Who...
Kiruv
From the back cover:
Are you worried that someone from the secular world will ask you a question about Judaism that you don’t have an answer for?
Are you heading out to a campus to inspire others about Judaism with only a tenuous amount of knowledge of it yourself?
Are you concerned that all the things you do that make zero sense...
We're currently in family therapy, all nine of us and two parents. Even with sessions being 90 minutes long, that gives each of us 8 minutes a week to talk about what is most important to us, assuming the therapist doesn't talk at all. (spoiler: she does)
The best possible scenario for people to be seen and heard, and you...