Satire

If God Were a Medication, He Wouldn’t Get FDA Approval

A key Aish tactic in proving God’s existence, was emphasizing the unusual.  There is no nation...

The 5 Spiritual Love Languages

Judaism teaches that our interpersonal relationships are just a key to relating to God, especially...

Holy Shmita

The Bible: And every seven years, leave your land fallow and do not farm it....

No Rest for the Wicked

The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests. It’s all...

In This Week’s Parsha

You want inspiration from this week's Parsha? I'll give you inspiration from this week's parsha....

Shul Name Generator

Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it? Are you an...

Book Covers

You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that? Not as awesome as being a son, apparently. I’ve heard, ad nausem, all the apologetic explanations about how women are not less, they’re just DIFFERENT. How the true home is built around the Jewish woman (Look! Jewishness passes...
The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I see that I actually independently came up with many of these original ideas. Other titles I can currently come up with include: "Why? answers to life's biggest questions (that just create new questions instead)""The...
So, yeah, in case you didn't know. This is totally a real law. If you didn't wipe your butt properly, any prayer or study you've done during that time is a sin instead of a virtue. The same law (guf naki) that argues that some women shouldn't be allowed...

Biography

Quotes and Memes

Philosphy

Have a Nice Trip

Psychedelics have played a key part in my growth and healing past traumas. When I have spoken...

Sex

Sample from chapter #1: Sex in Judaism is a beautiful thing. It’s also terrible. When you do it...

Hashgacha Pratis

If you believe in God from a philosophical point of view, you shouldn’t need any emotional scaffolding...

Fiction

Accounting

He never learned much math. Math was limited to two hours a week with a secular studies teacher who spent more time shouting at...

Kiruv

Are you wondering how old you are in Jewish? This handy dandy guide will convert your English birth date into the equivalent in Hebrew years. Give it a shot and be amazed! label { font-weight: bold; } button { color: white; background: #CE1126; padding: 10px 80px; border: none; font-size: 17px; cursor: pointer; } input { padding:...
“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more like God, so that you can connect with God (how that doesn’t work is the subject of a separate article).” Furthermore, “Only dim witted people, like women and children (a pretty direct paraphrase from Maimonides), follow the Torah for the sake of reward.” Oh...