Satire
Hashgacha Pratis Generator
Are you in need of some chizuk in this trying times?
Do you need an...
Chumash as an Instagram Post
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the...
Hashgacha Pratis
If you believe in God from a philosophical point of view, you shouldn’t need any...
Touched by an Angle
See also, Anal.
Ancient Jewish Holiday Generator
From the creators of the Dvar Torah generator, comes the brand new Ancient Jewish Holiday...
Suffering: Understanding the Ununderstandable
Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
Book Covers
A precursor of things to come...
Sample from chapter #1:
Sex in Judaism is a beautiful thing. It’s also terrible. When you do it at the right time, it’s amazing. God himself sits there watching you and jerks off while you’re going at it. When you climax, he does too.
Did you know? The relationship between God...
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me this, I'd have enough money to start my own religion. Or at least my own congregation. Same difference, really.
Everyone seems to have some magical elusive Judaism that I'm missing out on."Your Judaism is not like my Judaism.""You should...
Biography
Philosphy
Love Thy Neighbor, Hate Thyself
Around two years ago, one of my siblings was struck in a hit and run accident.
They...
In No Way Are You Absolved
After my last post went Shalom Tzvi level viral (as defined by the odds in which someone...
The Book of Brutality
The barbarism displayed by Hamas on October 7th horrified, the world, as well it should.
Who harms...
Fiction
Teiku
What lost objects are your own, and which must you return to their owners?Rabbi Akiva says a stack of four coins.Rabbi Meir says five.Who...
Kiruv
One of my biggest struggles, even when I was still religious, was with the realization that as a person I had grown way more from therapy and self-help books than from any amount of “Torah wisdom”.
This was unacceptable to me. I didn’t want it to be this way. Torah was wisdom for living, I was taught. It was God’s...
An interview with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, spiritual leader of the anti-Kiruv movement. This article is part of a series written by the weekly publication Yated magazine, written in their signature broken English and bad grammar that is a mainstay of Orthodox Jewish culture.
Speaking with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, you wouldn’t know he was so full of passion.
At least,...