Satire
It’s Time to Pray
There’s a little booklet you can get, and it tells you when you can worship...
God’s Not Mad, He’s Just Judging You
One word:
Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
About Face
Flip the tables for a moment, and imagine the Jews as Palestinians - how would...
Love Me, Daddy
“You know what Olam Habah is?” Explains the Slonimer Rebbe. “Olam Habah is the entire...
I Had a Dream
I was back in Aish Hatorah.
I guess like positivity childhood memories that resurfaced after I'd...
Prepare to Meet Your Macher
He's a macher.
He can get you into seminary and out jail with a well placed...
Book Covers
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like all eras, ours is the worst. More than ever, progress (a very unfortunate thing indeed) has created new situations that we are not accustomed to. What is a Jew to do?
How can one can...
In Judaism, we're taught, everything has the right context.
Some days, you shouldn't eat anything.Other days, you should stuff yourself like a pig.
Some days you shouldn't have sex at all.Other days, sex is a big mitzvah.
Some days, you should be happy.Other days, sad.And others still, you should get so blacked...
I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the most established names in Jewish cuisine. Freedom Cracker has been serving up stale cold matza since 1776, and when they approached us to “bring matza to the 21st century”, we jumped at the opportunity.
The...
Biography
Philosphy
Only the Good Stuff
The book cover that started it all. Looking back almost three years to the original comment, I...
They Stone Gays, Don’t They?
This one’s a doozy. Bear with me. Also, if you have a bit of context, you’ll know...
Call Me Noah – The Musical
I made a song about a certain someone. No clue if anyone else will like it. But...
Fiction
The Penis Gemach
I originally wrote this post while I was still religious, and published it under a pseudonym on Jewrotica. At this point, gentlemen, I have...
Kiruv
A key Aish tactic in proving God’s existence, was emphasizing the unusual.
There is no nation as oppressed as the Jews.
No other nation claims public revelation.
No other book can spell the word Pizza or Hitler with this unique arrangement of letters.
This tactic is a huge part of the discovery seminar, and the idea is that this thing is so unique...
We're currently in family therapy, all nine of us and two parents. Even with sessions being 90 minutes long, that gives each of us 8 minutes a week to talk about what is most important to us, assuming the therapist doesn't talk at all. (spoiler: she does)
The best possible scenario for people to be seen and heard, and you...