Satire
Discourse
Rabbi Chananya said: who is a dumbass? he who walks four cubits without his head...
50 Shades of Gadlus
Hear me out.
You know how Song of Songs, that legendary work of erotic poetry by...
How to Write a Frum Novel
This was a post I wrote in my teens, while I was still very much...
Pimply Kid
“The will of God is so,” explains the The Kiruv Rabbi in the most non-condescending...
The Rabbi, The Rapist, and The Printing Press – A Tale of Mystery and Intrigue
Yeedle Kugelmacher was a pedophile.
Not those shady, creepy people who need to register as...
Chumash as an Instagram Post
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the...
Book Covers
The kiruv world prides itself in its open-mindedness.
"Ask us anything! We will change our views in a heartbeat if you convince us! Sure you can ask about sex, and no, we don't use a hole in the sheet, we're super progressive!"
But ask yourself, have any of the really difficult...
I was honored, nay honored, to be part of the rebranding of one of the most established names in Jewish cuisine. Freedom Cracker has been serving up stale cold matza since 1776, and when they approached us to “bring matza to the 21st century”, we jumped at the opportunity.
The...
So, yeah, in case you didn't know. This is totally a real law. If you didn't wipe your butt properly, any prayer or study you've done during that time is a sin instead of a virtue. The same law (guf naki) that argues that some women shouldn't be allowed...
Biography
Philosphy
The Right of Return
"Those delusional Palestinians," I remember my father telling me as a child. "It's been 60 years since...
Earning Heaven
“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more...
Der Judenstaat – FINAL (3).doc
Hear me out. (No good idea ever started with that, did it?)
What if the entire Zionist idea...
Fiction
Teabagging
There is a tradition, at the Eisenkopp Yeshiva for Fine Young Men, that when you make yourself tea, you fling the used teabag at...
Kiruv
Rule #1 of cults, according to the international society of cults, is don't call yourself a cult.
But what if others call you that? That could undermine the whole thing, the whole big plan for world domination.
Here's a great strategy - beat them to the punch, and make a joke about it at the same time.
Because if...
Are you wondering how old you are in Jewish?
This handy dandy guide will convert your English birth date into the equivalent in Hebrew years.
Give it a shot and be amazed!
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