Satire
Olives
So it had come to this. He was dead, and it was judgement time.
His first...
Pew Pew
Gedlya Goldfinger holstered his PsalmRay.
Whereas the rest of the Goyishe Velt used neutron chips and...
Shul Name Generator
Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it?
Are you an...
Chapter #12.5: Independence
As all this darkness and such was unfolding I found myself in a top rabbinical...
The Book of Life, or Something
“On Rosh Hashanah, we pray to be inscribed in the book of life,” explains Rabbi...
Shmoozing With a Sheigetz: Rabbi Shalom Shore
An interview with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, spiritual leader of the anti-Kiruv movement. This article...
Book Covers
One word:
Eluuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
I must go now, children. But there is cereal in the pantry and I made a list on the fridge of 613 things I’d like you to keep in mind while I’m gone. I’ll be back in 2,000 years. Feel free to interpret my points as you see fit....
“Judaism is about relationships,” sayeth the narrative. “It’s about aligning yourself with truth. It’s about becoming more like God, so that you can connect with God (how that doesn’t work is the subject of a separate article).”
Furthermore, “Only dim witted people, like women and children (a pretty direct paraphrase...
Biography
Philosphy
Well, Take Care Then: A Polyamorous Journey to Nowhere
“I’m poly,” I wrote her. “So it’s complicated.”
“How come I’m only finding out now?” She wanted to...
The Book of Brutality
The barbarism displayed by Hamas on October 7th horrified, the world, as well it should.
Who harms...
Consider Death
Everybody should —in their lifetime consider death, To wonder what it will be like to go to...
Fiction
Accounting
He never learned much math.
Math was limited to two hours a week with a secular studies teacher who spent more time shouting at...
Kiruv
The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests.
It’s all just spilled ink on the page.
You see what you want to see.
You want airy fairy hippy shit? You got it.
“Sons you are, to the lord your God.”
You want dogmatic, oppressive, hardline world views? You’ll find it in spades.
“And my rage shall rise up in...
Are you in the process of getting brainwashed by an Institute for Jewish Wisdom? Is all that mumbo jumbo getting you down as you try to don a black hat a week after being a regular college kid in California?
This handy dandy glossary will provide an explanation for the most common words you'll probably encounter. Some of them...