Shimon and Shmuesster are proud to present the newest title in the "Rebbi Stories" collection. Each title lovingly written and embellished, we strive to present you with the most accurate and inspirational accounts of the lives of the gedolim past and present, in order that their story be...
Gedlya Goldfinger holstered his PsalmRay.
Whereas the rest of the Goyishe Velt used neutron chips and nanotechnology to power their zappers, the psalm ray, engineered by The Conglomeration of Rabbis Against Advanced Technology, had been constructed mechanically.
It was very steampunk, if Gedlaya had only known what that was, or how...
I originally wrote this post while I was still religious, and published it under a pseudonym on Jewrotica. At this point, gentlemen, I have nothing to hide.
Berel Shtiklwitz was an entrepreneur. A social entrepreneur, to be exact.
He recognized a need: a lot of seminary girls out there were horny but...
The Chevrolet Escapade truly is a tiny a vehicle. But it gets great gas mileage. For the first 26 years, the hydraulic pistons in the back of this one would hold open the trunk when you loaded it. Now a broomstick, permanently stored in the back, sufficed for the...
Avreml Zingelwald kicks off his shoes and jumps into the freshly dug grave. He’s done this a thousand times before. It’s his job.
Yankel Vozserzach hands him the body. They’ve done this so often, multiple times a day, that their movements are fast, mechanical, sterile.
This lumpy body in its shrouds...
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Sorry Not Sorry
I hate this time of year.
I hate personal growth that gets scheduled on a calendar. A month...
A Response to “My Unorthodox Life”
The following is a guest post by an anonymous contributor. I found their response articulate, poignant, and...
Modes of transportation
Some run towards the fire, Some run from it
Some ride towards the end.
Head held high, staunchly gripping...
Something’s Gotta Give
My partner just came back from an eight-day silent meditation retreat. She remarked (with some jealousy) how...