As I continue to publicize my criticism of Israel and Zionism, a specific kind of criticism has emerged from people in my life, frequently enough that it has become a pattern.
The gist of their argument is this: "We agree with you in theory that Israel is doing many terrible...
When I think of Israel.
I think a small group of innovative technologists.
A country full of many smart people, disproportionately packed into a space that’s too small for them.
Amazing Middle Eastern food. Have you ever noticed that less developed countries have better food? Food for thought.
A healthcare system that works...
My brother joins the Israeli military tomorrow.
My main emotion is sadness, which is saying a lot because I don't usually let myself feel much sadness.
Yosef is joining a special-forces unit, which means he'll be doing harder, more brutal training, get exposed to more dangerous situations, and do...
I have been on a journey of deconstructing religion for the last 9 years, and this site is a testament to the variety of angles in which I've (literally) attacked the subject.
In many ways, the challenges I grapple with around religion were ones that were issues for me...
Even in this time of crisis, I am incredibly conflicted about the Israeli flag.
I completely support Israel’s right to defend itself. To strike, and strike first, at those who intend to kill Jews. The intentions of those who live in Israel’s own backyard have become crystal clear to many...
The way I was raised, race, peoplehood, and identity were intertwined with ethics and morals.
In Teachings
It started with Jewish texts and teachings. Muslims were descendants of Ishmael, “a nation who resembled donkeys,” destined to be perpetual shit-disturbers.
Christians were sons of Esau, a bloodthirsty cutthroat who lived by the...
Much as militant religion is full of contradictory claims, each invoked at the right moment, militant ethno-nationalism suffers the same fate.
For every Israeli killed since 1948 (9,000), there are 10 Palestinians dead (90,000).
For every Jewish child killed in October 7th (38), there are 300 Palestinian children killed in...
At this point, I have left both the religion and the nationalist views I was raised with. What follows is a short contemplation on the similarities and differences between these two processes.
My journey of leaving both was primarily an emotional one. The values and beliefs of Orthodox Judaism and...
Join Shlemple on a whimsical journey of soul crushing death and destruction. Sure to be a direct hit for the whole family.
"Those delusional Palestinians," I remember my father telling me as a child. "It's been 60 years since they declared a war, and lost. Now, they stick to themselves in refugee camps, carry the keys to their lost homes, and keep dreaming of coming back. The should shut up, get...
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This handy dandy guide will convert your English...


















