The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests.
It’s all just spilled ink on the page.
You see what you want to see.
You want airy fairy hippy shit? You got it.
“Sons you are, to the lord your God.”
You want dogmatic, oppressive, hardline world views? You’ll...
When I think of Israel.
I think a small group of innovative technologists.
A country full of many smart people, disproportionately packed into a space that’s too small for them.
Amazing Middle Eastern food. Have you ever noticed that less developed countries have better food? Food for thought.
A healthcare system that works...
When my cousins were in the army, my aunt refused to leave the country. For years, she made sure to stick around just in case something happened to them.
Aside from the level of devotion this demonstrated, which I can only be jealous of, it's illustrative of something that few...
With all the shit that has been going down in Israel, I figured it was about time I wrote about my take on the subject.
(See how you don't even need a date to acknowledge that there is shit going on in Israel?)
Let's start with a few premises. The...
With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being a children’s storybook author.
This book is about pride.
Jewish pride.
The best kind.
Call me Noah
Because I'm passed out drunk in a vineyard of my own planting
Lying shamefully bare
Tell my children to come cover me up
While shielding their eyes so none shall see the damage I've wrought
Castrated a generation through overpopulation
A messianic cult led by a charismatic leader, a cult of...
My partner just came back from an eight-day silent meditation retreat. She remarked (with some jealousy) how all the serious meditation teachers were childless, which seemed necessary for one to seriously pursue enlightenment. They were thus free to traipse around from one retreat to the next, unfettered by responsibility...
A key Aish tactic in proving God’s existence, was emphasizing the unusual.
There is no nation as oppressed as the Jews.
No other nation claims public revelation.
No other book can spell the word Pizza or Hitler with this unique arrangement of letters.
This tactic is a huge part of the discovery seminar,...
I sense a continuous state of judgment and disapproval from you towards me and my siblings, for not "doing what's right", not "thinking critically", and not "using our own judgment". We are "following the masses" and "doing what's easy and convenient".
I find this accusation absurd in light of what...
Our father in heaven they sayThe father of mercyBut as an almighty beingHe hath chosen to live quite far away
Maybe he has better things to deal withBigger celestial fish to fryHe is nonetheless absentFar enough to not hear us cry
He admonishes us in his mercySending messages our wayIt's the...
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