Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
Remember to love thy neighbor, especially if they are not Jewish/religious and are showing signs of becoming such. It's a kiddush hashem y'all!
It's been a while. Can you tell I'm angry?
I guess this one has been too painful to even make fun of until now.
I think this claim is probably the most pretentious and disappointing claim I encountered in Judaism.
Let's leave aside the whole Rav Arush bullshit about women being the...
Torah! Oh Torah! It’s the absolute truthIt’s better than coke or ice cold vermouthThe Torah’s our guide to tell us wrongful from rightfulTo make the right choices, now ain’t that delightful?Because you can't ever just trust your own teensy brainTo make moral choices, that would be a strain
Our purpose...
This one’s a doozy. Bear with me. Also, if you have a bit of context, you’ll know this ones strike quite close to home. TL;DR at the end.
Here’s how the spiel goes: Judaism is amazing. It’s enlightened. It’s changed the world for the better. Judeo Christian values are da...
"Never was there as happy a time," the Mishna says, "than Tu B’av. Because on that day all the young ladies would go out to the vineyards to sing and dance, and the dudes would hide in the trees and pick out the one they wanted to marry."
Have you...
One of my biggest struggles, even when I was still religious, was with the realization that as a person I had grown way more from therapy and self-help books than from any amount of “Torah wisdom”.
This was unacceptable to me. I didn’t want it to be this way. Torah...
From the back cover:
“This generation, like every generation before it, is a confusing time. Like all eras, ours is the worst. More than ever, progress (a very unfortunate thing indeed) has created new situations that we are not accustomed to. What is a Jew to do?
How can one can...
You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that?
Not as awesome as being a son, apparently.
I’ve heard, ad nausem, all the apologetic explanations about how women are not less, they’re just DIFFERENT. How the true home is built around the Jewish woman (Look! Jewishness passes...
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Jerusalem Flakes
The streets were windy.
Dark.
Grey and overbearing.
Little slits carved into limestone to accommodate passerby.
Endless tunnels, where people lived...
Something’s Gotta Give
My partner just came back from an eight-day silent meditation retreat. She remarked (with some jealousy) how...
Sanbelat the Horny
Sanbelat the Horny was horny.
He adjusted the black hat and suit he was wearing, wiping the sweat...
Sefira, Baby
Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself.
Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too much fun...
God. Night. Moon.
Having grown up deeply ingrained in the Orthodox Jewish world view, it’s a constant process for me...