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Shmoozing With a Sheigetz: Rabbi Shalom Shore

An interview with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, spiritual leader of the anti-Kiruv movement. This article is part of a series written by the weekly publication Yated magazine, written in their signature broken English and bad grammar that is a mainstay of Orthodox Jewish culture.

Speaking with Rabbi Shalom Tzvi Shore, you wouldn’t know he was so full of passion.

At least, until he opens his mouth.

Shore, standing near a mixed beach with a goyish haircut and colorful, non-button down shirt.

“Fuck religion,” says Rabbi Shore, biting into a double sized bacon cheeseburger at the local McDonalds where he insisted we meet. (Our reporter refused to enter the premises, so the conversation was held entirely the window of the drive-through, with the reporter sitting in his car).

“I mean, seriously, fuck it.”

Slightly built and short of stature, Shore is the unassuming leader of the anti-Kiruv movement, which is rapidly gaining traction amongst the social outcasts of Orthodox Judaism.

“Growing up, I was always picked on by my classmates,” laughs Shore, a tear flowing down his cheek. “But the joke’s on them now, because I have like, a job and $100 in my bank account. That’s more than any of them can say.”

Shore spent years honing his anti-religious knowledge at the Zilberman’s Yeshiva for Torah Studies and Fighting Arabs, culminating in a prestigious smicha from Hagaon Rav Yitzchak Berkowitz, famous for co-authoring that book on Lashon Horah that you’ve been meaning to start learning.

His favorite year though, was ironically the one he spent at Aish, the legendary Kiruv institution which has made almost as much impact as Rabbi Shore’s anti-Kiruv movement. “I hated that year the least,” reflects Rabbi Shore nostalgically. “I got to play music and speak English.”

A young Rabbi Shore seen deep in study with other Rabbi Shores.

Shore learned a massive amount of Torah during his years in yeshiva, which more than qualifies him to be a leader among men. “What we’re doing here is a movement. It’s a way of life. Every moment of my day I’m just living and breathing ‘how do I get people to leave yiddishkeit’,” regales Shore, breathily. “While I’m brushing my teeth (something secular Jews do to look more like Goyim ~editor) I’m thinking “what if we put up massive posters of non-tznius women on billboards? maybe that will cause more people to go off?’”

Shore breaks off into a dvar Torah, which every interview needs to have (our reporter refused to published a story without a dvar Torah). “The verse says ‘ein od milvado efes zulaso’, there is no one but Him, zero aside from him.  Why ‘zero’? why not ‘none’ or ‘naught’ or ‘gurnisht’? It’s clear from this that Moshe Rabeinu knew math. I don’t see why other school kids can’t also learn some math.”

After a divorce that resulted from not studying and applying the marriage advice of Rabbi Shalom Arush, Rabbi Shore decided to severely leave religion instead of accepting that this latest round of suffering was just another Nisayon from Hakadosh Baruch Hu.

“If there’s a God in heaven, I hope a slips on a banana and impales himself on his own dick,” proclaims Rabbi Shore, actively fucking a prostitute while sipping on a bacon flavored milkshake. (Our reporter refused to be present, choosing to have this part of the conversation outside the room, talking through a curtained window)

Shore is consumed by his vision. “I want people to completely lose their identity to this. I want them to have no sense of self, to neglect their families and cut off their friends and drop out of Yeshiva and just completely devote themselves to this mission!” he exclaims, wiping the froth from the corner of his mouth. “You have feelings? You have your own desires, goals and ambitions? I don’t care. And you know who else didn’t care? Hitler.”

When not personally debating the non-existence of God with an impressionable teenager or college student, Shore is working tireless to spread his message around the globe. One of his talmidim, Nechameyer Shmooperklop, is the founder and editor of the website Freidom Fighter, which has become has become known as ‘The Anti-Aish.com’, attracting over 300 visitors a month. And he’s working to establish a network of anti-Kiruv branches around the globe.

“I’ve got, like, five people who regularly message me and are sharing these ideas with others,” explains Shore, injecting some heroin under a bridge as several other ex-Religious Jews look on. “The idea is to create a global movement. If the Kiruv movement is waging a war against assimilation and secular values, well, it’s about time the anti-Kiruv movement went nuclear.”

A concept we’ve been toying with.

All that remains is to find a name. “We’re still figuring out a good name for this thing. We thought of maybe Vaser, you know, because it puts out fire.” He giggles.

“We’ve considered Oish. We’ve considered Fuck Aish. We’ve considered ‘O to the D’. I dunno. You’re a writer. Do you have any ideas?”

No Rest for the Wicked

The bible, so full of contradictory statements, is a perfect setting for Rorschach tests.

It’s all just spilled ink on the page.

You see what you want to see.

You want airy fairy hippy shit? You got it.

“Sons you are, to the lord your God.”

You want dogmatic, oppressive, hardline world views? You’ll find it in spades.

“And my rage shall rise up in my nostrils, and I shall destroy you from the face of the earth.”

It’s bipolar, and you get to choose what side of the pendulum you want to be on.

Because you can’t be everything. It is impossible to contain this amount of contradiction. As humans, we never encounter anything this good, and this bad, all in the same being. We are creatures of nuance.

The bible reads like a Grimm’s fairytale or a Roald Dhal story, full of extremes that appeal to four- to eight-year-olds.

But it runs deeper than Rorschach. The blotches don’t just show you where you currently are. They validate this way of being. “Be manic, be flawed, be judgmental and angry. It says so in the bible.”

My mother, endlessly pivoting from one Torah idea to the next, to reflect her current world views of the moment. The latest words of the latest Rabbi. The Guru of the Day.

My father, somehow able to find “balance” between Torah study and saving the Jewish people. Knowing when he can nap, when he can enjoy a whiskey, when it’s time for an hour of study with his learning partner. I’m not sure how he knows when he can do what. I could never tell.

You see what you want to see.

Here’s what I see.

I see “anyone who stops studying to say ‘how beautiful is this tree’ is condemning his life.”

I see “anyone who stops studying and begins to speak idle talk, will get fed everlasting burning embers.”

I see “all who speak frequently with a woman shall inherit hell.”

And so, to this day, I cannot rest.

It’s been eight years since I left religion, and still, my baseline of existence unworthiness. It is woven into the fabric of my being.

Every moment must be earned. My worth must be established anew, ever second. It’s exhausting to re-create yourself continuously, or backslide into the big gaping zero that is your baseline.

Each failure cutting deep, since my starting point is worthlessness.

“I am but dust and ashes.” It’s getting a little catholic in here. And not even Jesu (which I was taught was an acronym for “may his name and his memory be eradicated”) can save me.

Beautiful summer days fill me with guilt. Torn between temptation to step outside, and the felt sense that I am shirking a duty, failing at some cosmic responsibility.

The words of the bible reflect the conditionality of my worth, which comes from home and school, Parents and community. Each build on the other, endlessly reinforcing the reality: you are what you accomplish. You’ll get attention when you get a good grade. We’ll accept you if you do as you’re told.

On top of this, one of the biggest mindfucks that occurred within this oppressive need for constant Torah study, was the pretending that it was enjoyable

Endless simpering verses about “how much I love your guidance, God. All day it is what I speak,” and “your words are more valuable than gold, and sweeter than honey and nectar.”

If I am destined to throw myself into this endless chasm of obligation and minutia, of egg sized portions and fist sized gaps, so be it.

But to attempt to control my mood, how I feel about it, this is the ultimate offense. Endless mindfuckery about how great it all is, how everyone around me must be enjoying it so much, this endless talk of Bulls Who Gore Cows. How if I don’t find pleasure in these arcane words something is clearly wrong with me. I was “a child who runs away from school.”

You’re not even allowed to be sad.

You’re not even allowed to hate it.

Whenever I die, and regardless of what cause, let those verses be my suicide note.

Shit People Teach in the Name of Religion

I recently crowdsourced a list of things people had been told or taught during their stint with Orthodox Judaism. None of these are my own. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

I’ve organized it by topic to make it easier to digest and jump to your favorite topics.

As usual, even within Orthodoxy, there is a spectrum of beliefs, and some would recoil at some of these ideas. But someone out there is teaching this stuff, and it’s pervasive enough that different people, encountering different influences under different circumstances, are noentheless coming away with the same congruent messages that fit the same insane worldviews.

Here is what people have been taught about:

Science

  • Dinosaurs never existed! Hashem put bones in the ground to test if you’ll follow God & the Rabbis or the science!
  • Shchita is the most humane way to kill an animal, it causes them no pain at all.
  • On Shabos you have an extra neshama, thats why you’re more hungry and eat at least twice as much.
  • You arent allowed to diet on shabos, you don’t gain weight anyway so you can eat whatever you want.
  • The sun turns red in the morning cuz it passes through the entrance of hell
  • Eating Kosher is more healthy

Sexuality and Relationships

  • If you think of a woman with your tefilin on you will go to hell.
  • It’s OK to be gay, just don’t act on it
  • a woman who wears pants is a sinner
  • Living together before marriage has a higher statistic for a failed marriage
  • Every time you jerk off, you are murdreigng your future children. They save your seman in oilam haba. After you die they bring you to a room with all the children who you murdered and they boil you in the large pot of seman.
  • If you jerk off you go to hell and they put fish hooks in your eyes for looking at improper pictures and fish hooks in your genitals for acting on the lust.
  • If you have sex with a shiksa you ruin your bris and Avraham Avinu doesnt rescue you from gehenom.
  • jerking off causes you to have an early death (Kares)
  • “it’s assur for men to wear earrings because it makes them look like those people who are chayav misa.” [i.e., gay]
  • “Your family will come around and it will make your relationship with them even better!”
  • You can’t eat in your parents kitchen anymore, it’s not kosher. They’ll understand and respect your for this.
  • A woman will make you achieve your goals

Daily Life

  • Working is for goyim
  • Retirement is goyishe!
  • working out is for goyim
  • Only the goyim play sports, Yidden learn toirah.
  • Take outsecond and third mortgages to finance your children’s Jewish education
  • If you make your tzeddeka, you’ll get it all back tenfold
  • Let your kids run wild and do whatever they want prior to 13 – they are just getting their animal soul out

Emotional Manipulation

  • Now that we (Rabbis) told you what is right and wrong, if you don’t follow this in the future you are now guilty!
  • Youre special you came from a fucked up home – Hashem loves you! You’re chosen of all your friends (who came from stable homes)
  • We should be happy when the rasha dies because at least he can no longer harm his soul with aveiras.
  • “A husband who doesn’t learn full-time is a bigger rasha than a Get Refuser!”
  • Your body could be tired, but your brain and neshama want to stay up all night!
  • But what does Hashem want!
  • Jews must be oppressed for us to be Good Jews
  • Who are you to think you know more than the Rabbis
  • Not making a bracha is stealing from Hashem
  • You have to beat your son or he won’t fear you
  • If you’re OCD, orthodoxy is the right religion for you

History

  • “Your grandparents and great grandparents were all Orthodox!”
  • It’s the halacha to dress in black and white since all the gedolyim accept the minhag
  • If it’s not in the Torah, it’s not real
  • Jews are the only ones who brought morality to the world.
  • Only our version of Orthodox Judaism is Authentic
  • Only we have an Authentic Shabbos

Liberalism

  • Hitler wasnt so basd, he only wanted to kill our bodies but the reform want to kill our neshamas!
  • What do the “stupid” scientists know
  • Imagine if Einstein focused his time and energy on Torah and not goyyishe science
  • You don’t need a secular education
  • It’s better for a Jew to have a kid with a shiksa than a Reform convert.
  • Dennis Prager left orthodoxy because he has a huge ego

Non-Jews

  • “Drop all your non-Jewish friends. They deep down don’t like Jews and you have nothing in common with them”
  • Goyim are all rapists and murderers
  • You don’t need to hold by goyishe laws.
  • come yingeluch, look at the goiyim in the public school yard. Every one of them will become a ganef and a roitzeach. Is that what you want to be like? – How can you send your children to public school? They are all rapists and murderers. Theyll kill your children when they find out theyre Jewish.
  • Barak Obama is a Nazi Muslim
  • Hashem created the goyim to serve us as slaves

Share Your Voice

Until now, with a few notable exceptions, Freidom Fighter has been my own writings, opinions, and perspectives. It was born out of that, and for a long time, that was its only purpose, for me to make sense of what had happened to me, through humor, creativity, swearing, and frothing at the mouth.

Over time, an unexpected thing happened, and people started messaging me that they found this site validating, inspiring, cathartic. These messages are incredibly meaningful to me. They add a purpose to all of this that I did not originally intend, they make me feel like I’ve made some sort of impact on other people’s lives, and they provide a sense of meaning to some of what I’ve been through, knowing that in some way, it’s helping others.

In parallel, some of the critics of what I have written about, have denied, diminished, and marginalized these experiences. THey make them sound like extreme or unusual instances, something that just happened to me. They frame things as exceptions, not the rules, incidents that are being taken out of context.

For both these reasons, I want to invite others to share on this site, in the form of guest posts.

could be any format you’d like – a short anecdote, a longer story, a creative spin on a timeless tale of bullshit. It can be anonymous, or it can have your name on it. I do prefer it be about your own 1st person experience or observation.

All this, to give voice to what you’ve been through, if you find others reading it to be validating. And to create a body of testimony against those who seek to diminish the impact that Orthodoxy and Kiruv has wrought upon others.

If I was Aish, I’d make a comment at this point about a spiritual holocaust and remembrance. But I’m not. I’ll let your own human experience remain your own. You make the meaning that you want out of it.

You are welcome to share, or not. The choice is yours.

What a fucking novel idea.

Just email contact@freidomfighter.com to get started.

“Independence”

When I think of Israel.

I think a small group of innovative technologists.

A country full of many smart people, disproportionately packed into a space that’s too small for them.

Amazing Middle Eastern food. Have you ever noticed that less developed countries have better food? Food for thought.

A healthcare system that works impressively well.

And trauma.

Trauma from daily living – the fear of being run over by a bus, or being thrown around like a rag doll in a bus, or packed like a sardine on a bus.

For charging an arm and a leg for shitty housing, your fee for being in a place you didn’t want to be.

For harboring religious fanatics and absolving them of the basic obligations to all children – an education and life without poverty.

Of deep-seated racism for all Middle Easterners, Jewish or otherwise.

For failing to separate church and state.

For being a festering wound of transgenerational trauma where everyone is right and everyone is wrong.

As individuals, most people there are great.

As a collective, they grate against every traumatized fiber of my being. Trauma that was largely their own doing.

I don’t want to ever go back there again.

Sefira, Baby

Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself.

Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too much fun in the summer

Rabbi 1: Yeah, it happens every year. It’s horrible. All those elbows and beach parties.

Rabbi 2: Whatever shall we do?

Rabbi 1: I know, I know, let’s ban music.

Rabbi 2: Oh yeah, I love that! For the entire summer? What if it’s too much for people to handle?

Rabbi 1: We’ll let them listen for one day. And we’ll also let them light a bonfire at the same time. Get all the vices out at the same time.

Rabbi 2: Nice, how should we make it seem like this rule is all their fault?

Rabbi 1:  We’ll tell them it’s because they’re behaving shittily to each other. That gem’s timeless.

Rabbi 2: Ok great! And let’s blame them for disasters that happened hundreds of years ago.

Rabbi 1: Naturally.

Rabbi 2: If only there was a way to make the experience even worse for them? Something that really drives the point home. Pours salt on the wounds that we’ve inflicted.

Rabbi 1: I know, we’ll tell them there is only one kind of music they can listen to.

Rabbi 2: What kind is that?

Rabbi 1: Acapella

You Don’t Get It

When my cousins were in the army, my aunt refused to leave the country. For years, she made sure to stick around just in case something happened to them.

Aside from the level of devotion this demonstrated, which I can only be jealous of, it’s illustrative of something that few Charedi mothers have to deal with.

When my mother would get dressed during my childhood, she’d consider what underwear she was wearing so that if she was caught in a terror attack she’d remain modest on the way to the hospital.

These were the stories my mother would tell at the Shabbat table. Aside from the lovely experience of hearing your mother talk like that as a child, it’s illustrative of what few Americans have to deal with.

So when people blindly encourage Aliyah. When the wave flags in support of Israel. When they remain “staunch advocates for Israel,” hear this: you don’t get it.

My brother lost comrades from his military service. Go explain to someone that their friend got blown up because they were born in Israel, but if they were born in the US they’d be deliberating over which university to go to.

Even my parents, who chose to put themselves through that shit as adults, do not understand.

What it’s like to grow up in Israel as a child, surrounded by constant struggle and strife. Swapping the innocence of your formative of years of your life for trauma. In school, in the army, walking down the street.

And if you don’t get it yourself, if you haven’t done it firsthand, then you are treating others like cannon fodder. Pawns in your own plan.

The freedom, expansiveness, and opportunities available in North America and Europe are unparalleled, despite the many issues that are still prevalent there. They are a rare privilege that many people would cut off their right arm to experience.

To leave that because you are restless, want something more, want to belong, is your prerogative. Go add trauma to the gaping hole in your heart.

To make that other people’s reality, including your children’s, is outside your right.

Americans cheering on Israelis.

Fathers cheering on their sons.

Ba’al Teshuvas cheering on their FFB children.

Don’t push others to places you’ve never gone.

Israel Didn’t Have a Right to Exist

With all the shit that has been going down in Israel, I figured it was about time I wrote about my take on the subject.

(See how you don’t even need a date to acknowledge that there is shit going on in Israel?)

Let’s start with a few premises. The first being that you’re an atheist, or at least agnostic enough to not claim that God speaks directly to you. Because in any other situation that would be called schizophrenia.

If God told you that this god-forsaken mountain is yours, and simultaneously told Muhammad over there that the same mountain is his, well, shit is about to go down.

Oh wait, it already has.

So this exploration will mostly be around secular Zionism, because as soon as religion comes into play it becomes a much larger, and more immobile shitshow argument.

People talk about “does Israel have a right to exist?” but I really believe there is a question that supersedes this, which is “did Israel have a right to exist?”

Did Israel have a right to exist?

No. I don’t believe it had.

Look, I am a proponent of Jews, who have been historically disproportionately persecuted, having their own land and their own ability to defend themselves.

But I believe that choosing Palestine as that land of choice, for what is basically nostalgic reasons, was a gross miscalculation that has led to the deaths of tens of thousands of people and the misery of so many more.

Let’s start with who is a Jew, which is a huge argument in itself, but I’m gonna go with the genetics and culture approach. Sefaradi and Ashkenazi Jews have almost nothing in common. They don’t like marrying each other. They get completely different results on genetic tests.

Ashkenazi Jews act like white Europeans with more neuroses and indigestion; Sfaradi Jews are glorified Arabs who choose to worship God instead of Allah, and whose prayers would be indiscernible to the casual observer from that of any mosque.

So to make the case that both of these parties have a claim to a specific plot of land in the Middle East requires us to travel so far back in time to a supposed common ancestry that it has no measurable trace in today’s reality.

We end up with a claim based entirely on a lot of folk songs and prayers (the latter of which the secular zionist has already rejected), and this is not enough to essentially show up as a white colonist and claim this land as yours.

It doesn’t matter how backward the current natives are.

It doesn’t matter that much of the country is swampland.

It doesn’t matter that your presence has introduced huge increases to everyone’s quality of life.

The British could make the same claim about India. And they were colonists.

Choosing to go back to one of the most contested, volatile places in the entire world in an attempt to escape persecution is a very, very bad idea.

I do believe that establishing a Jew country of some kind in Africa or Alaska would have been a far less dramatic and destructive move. Heck, Germany should have partitioned part of its own country and given it to the Jews, along with a whole bunch of tanks, after what they put the Jews through.

So yeah, Israel didn’t have a right to exist.

Buying land from a local colonizing power (The Ottomans) and then settling it, does not give you a claim to the land.

The United Nations voting in favor of Israel’s establishment, does not either.

In what world could you possibly describe Berel Shemerlotvitz of Lumza Poland as being indigenous to the land of Israel?

Another angle: Israel’s entire indigenous claim to the country is based on an ever earlier colonizing enterprise they undertook 3,000 years ago when they conquered parts of the land from other nations.

Maybe this land should really be Hitite land? We’re choosing a snapshot in time that happened thousands of years ago, pointing specifically to it, and saying “see, that’s ours.”

… Nor does anybody else

But here’s the flip side. Most of the countries of the world didn’t have the right to be established based on these same principles. They all colonized and conquered countries and oppressed the local indigenous populations.

The United States. Canada. They are all sitting on stolen, indigenous lands, with a track record of treating the remnants of those people like shit far into the 20th century.

So Israel pulled the same move, and for arguably more justified (desperate) reasons, ones that were not fueled by greed as much as the urge for survival. They initiated this during a time that all the major empires were still actively colonizing, my assumption is that similar attempts would not fly in today’s climates.

They then rebuffed attacks from foreign countries that had no real business getting involved – if Jordan really cared about Palestinian human rights, they might have done a better job treating Palestinian refugees in their own land.

I’m including the Six-day war in this. Preempting a strike against foreign countries who have repeatedly threatened to annihilate you is not some sort of absurd move. Needing to wait for someone with a murderous track record to make the first move is ridiculous.

So Israel conquers parts of the land that had been previously colonized by other countries – Jordan had been squatting on the West Bank, Syria in the Golan Heights. These lands were not more Jordanian or Syrian, they had all been Ottoman until a few years before.

The indigenous people of the land that we call Israel have been fucked for generations, and blaming Israel disproportionately for that is not ok.

So what is to be done about the state of Israel?

I have no real fucking clue. The Western world does not know how to contend with Middle Eastern tribalism, and Israel claims to be a western country, although that claim often feels tenuous.

A shift in attitude

I believe that the main shift that needs to occur is a shifting of perspective about what was.

Canada takes this to the extreme, as it plagues itself with guilt over being a colonist. That often results in pathetic lip service and empty claims.

Nonetheless, it would serve Israel to drop the entitlement, to take the attitude of “We fucked up in the past, how can we correct this?”

How would things be different if we didn’t pretend living in Israel was our God-given right?

To me, a solid way of doing this would be through education. Treat any Arab and Palestinian child within your political reach like Canada would treat an aboriginal child today (or better, if Canada is failing at doing what it claims to be doing).

Education lifts everyone up, and allowing Palestinians to teach warped views of reality and hate is a human rights violation to the children involved. All Israeli Arabs should be given a fair education and be required to learn Hebrew so they can function in Israeli society; their neighborhoods should not be neglected by municipalities as 3rd class ghettos.

Conversely, Israelis should be fairly taught about Israel’s own track record and failings. Arabic really should be a required second language in Israel, I have yet to meet a single Ashkenazi Israeli who speaks Arabic other than Robby Berman.

The current situation solves little

At this point, Israel is a shitshow.

A difficult place to live economically – houses are incredibly unaffordable; and politically – there have been five elections in the last two years and the current government is a bunch of far-right racists and fanatics.

They allow huge parts of the country to be run by a religious minority that believes religion supersedes democracy – and this demographic is growing with each passing year. There is little separation of church and state. Go try to get married as a gay man in Israel. Go try to catch a bus on Saturday in Tel Aviv.

Israel is destined to become one of the most crowded countries in the world in the coming decades, with the majority of that being the high birth rate of less-educated Arabs and Jews (Charedim). This does not bode well for a country where accidentally stepping on someone’s toe can start world war III.

Putting all the Jews in one shitty spot does not contribute to promises of their continuity. Especially when they are surrounded on all sides by countries that are committed to destroying them. Spreading Jews all around the world has ironically been a much better strategy for Jewish longevity if that apparently is a value (it’s one I don’t share).

The Jews were doing relatively well in the United States even before the founding of Israel as a country, and the fading away of the systemic anti-semitism that still prevailed there can be traced to the overall progress of society – the same way African Americans are treated better today and racism is publically decried now.

Jews should continue advocating on their own behalf, while also letting up a bit on their obsessive infatuation with being persecuted. I can understand the tribal inclination to look out for our own kind. This is necessary and has served us well in the past, while at the same time we should be fighting for the rights of all minorities, not just our own. A rising tide lifts all ships.

It is interesting to observe the many left-leaning secular Jews in the US still taking a more right-wing stance when it comes to Israel. It’s hypocritical. They create special loopholes in their mind when it comes to Israel’s aggression, racism and conservative behaviors.

You can say almost anything you want about Judaism and still find a synagogue you can attend in your city. Condemn Israel’s actions and you might find yourself out on the street.

Stay Away

Here’s my takeaway, the most practical thing I can suggest: stay away.

Israel’s continuous drive to encourage more people to move to Israel, through efforts like Birthright or Nefesh B’Nefesh, serves its own nefarious goals but does not keep in mind the needs of most individuals.

To get up and move to Israel from your comfy middle-class lifestyle in the United States or Canada, is to thrust yourself into a world of corruption and economic struggle, war and terrorism, and a guaranteed drop in your quality of life. It can be a really terrible experience for children in particular.

You may feel Isolated in North America, surrounded by people who are different than you. This is the nature of being a minority. Get therapy. Deal with the loneliness, with the need to belong. Getting up and moving to Israel so that you’re no longer a minority solves one problem and creates many others, often at other people’s expense.

Shlemple and the Holocaust Museum

With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being a children’s storybook author.

This book is about pride.

Jewish pride.

The best kind.

Call Me Noah – The Musical

I made a song about a certain someone. No clue if anyone else will like it. But it was good for my healing.

You gotta admit that the metaphor of Noah’s ark sinking is a good one though.

Here it is on Spotify:

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