Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things. Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard. The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience: I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end. Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.

Current Weather in Hell

Hell
clear sky
44.5 ° F
44.5 °
38.8 °
76 %
0mph
0 %
Sat
45 °
Sun
40 °
Mon
40 °
Tue
42 °
Wed
43 °

Even More Freidom

Freidom Fighter is Absolute Truth

Here's how we know that everything on this website is 100% true: (And let me preface this by...

50 Shades of Gadlus

50 shades of gadlus
Hear me out. You know how Song of Songs, that legendary work of erotic poetry by the wisest...

Shlemple and the Holocaust Museum

With the help of AI, I am now able to attend to my true calling of being...

Loopholes

Good news: if you have money, even being A Good Jew in The Eyes of Godâ„¢ is...

Kiruv Oxymorons for the Ages

It took me a long time to realize this, but the kiruv system pulls some really sophisticated...