Spot the meme.
Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things.
Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard.
The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience:
I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end.
Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.
Even More Freidom
Chapter #8: Beitar
The way you get into yeshiva is the exact opposite of red tape. It is the absolute...
I Had a Dream
I was back in Aish Hatorah.
I guess like positivity childhood memories that resurfaced after I'd dealt with...
Oh, the Shame
Shame is a bitch.
A motherfucking cuntbusting bitch.
Of all negative emotions, it’s the one that hits me the...
The Sweetness of Melons
"Never was there as happy a time," the Mishna says, "than Tu B’av. Because on that day...
Asking the Big Questions
A recent memory came back to me.
At the age of around 14, I remember bursting into...
