Spot the meme. Also, double negatives are so not not cool.
This a real ad, saving me the effort of needing to Photoshop things. Here's a breakdown for those of you who don't speak retard. The headline:You're toilet trained.Your pimples are mostly gone.You know how to read a book in another language. You respectfully listen to everything you're told, including this ad.Go...
I'll just restate my main opinion, starting with my own personal experience: I hate Purim. As an introvert and highly sensitive, the justification for noise, chaos, and zero respect for personal space or belongings would stress me to no end. Yeshiva guys would invade the house asking for money. A friend...
I think I was still religious when I made these. The writing was on the wall. Facebook wall, that is.

Current Weather in Hell

Hell
light snow
33.7 ° F
36.8 °
33.7 °
93 %
1.6mph
0 %
Tue
42 °
Wed
46 °
Thu
44 °
Fri
43 °
Sat
33 °

Even More Freidom

A Neurotic Journey Through the Jewish Calendar

Join me on an exciting adventure through the Jewish year, as we explore how each holiday contributes...

Maybe You’re Extra Delusional

I was recently called arrogant by a Shabbos guest. I didn’t object, because maybe I’m arrogant, but I...

Bas Melech

You’re the daughter of a King! A king! How awesome is that? Not as awesome as being...

Anecdotal Evidence

See also, Hashgacha Pratis.

The Gadol Hadorburger

Endorsed by the leading minds of the generation, the Gadol Hadorburger is bursting with gadlus in every...