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I hate this time of year. I hate personal growth that gets scheduled on a calendar. A month where everyone goes on their best behavior, like they’re being audited by some heavenly oversight authority. I hate scripted apologies. A specific time...

"Judaism is not all or nothing," they preached at Aish Essentials. "Do what you can, God appreciates it all, every bit counts. Except, word on the street was that when you entered Intermediate I, Motty Berger had a class where he explained that it...

Remember to love thy neighbor, especially if they are not Jewish/religious and are showing signs of becoming such. It's a kiddush hashem y'all!

The Bible: And every seven years, leave your land fallow and do not farm it. And I promise I shall give you such blessing on the sixth year that it will suffice you for the the sixth, seventh and eighth years. For I am the lord God,...

Rabbi 1: Summer is coming, brace yourself. Rabbi 2: oy vey, summer? People have way too much fun in the summer Rabbi 1: Yeah, it happens every year. It's horrible. All those elbows and beach parties. Rabbi 2:...

Are you starting a new synagogue, and not sure what to call it? Are you an American who doesn't speak any Hebrew or know the correct grammar for stringing words together? Are you hoping to dedicate this new illustrious institution in...

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This being a synagogue bathroom, I suppose it makes sense that one would flush religiously.

Rabbi Chananya said: who is a dumbass? he who walks four cubits without his head covered. And Rabbi Akashya said: no, he is a bitchass cracker. -- Rabbi Yishmael said: why are the people the Galilee called...